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Scott

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Jan 12 2015

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Scott and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!

   Scott's Xbox - January 12 2015

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.

   Scott's Xbox - January 11 2015

Scott would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

   Scott's Xbox - January 10 2015

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...

   Scott's Xbox - January 9 2015

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Scott? Do you?

   Scott's Xbox - January 8 2015

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Scott is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!

   Scott's Xbox - January 7 2015

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?

   Scott's Xbox - January 6 2015

If Scott was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Jan 5 2015

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Scott stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.

   Scott's Xbox - January 5 2015

Scott was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.

   Scott's Xbox - January 4 2015

Scott, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.

   Scott's Xbox - January 3 2015

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Scott said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.

   Scott's Xbox - December 29 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.

   Scott's Xbox - December 28 2014

Scott... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?

   Scott's Xbox - December 27 2014

Fear me Scott... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...

   Scott's Xbox - December 26 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Scott leaves me cold... and alone...

   Scott's Xbox - December 25 2014

Fear me Scott... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...

   Scott's Xbox - December 24 2014

I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

   Scott's Xbox - December 23 2014

Is this thing on? Scott, where the heck are you?

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Dec 22 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Scott and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.

Michelle

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Jan 12 2015

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Michelle and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 12 2015

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Michelle in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...

   Michelle's Xbox - January 11 2015

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Michelle... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think she could go that long!

   Michelle's Xbox - January 10 2015

I heard someone tell Michelle to go outside and play... I mean really... she just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 9 2015

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Michelle, feed me!

   Michelle's Xbox - January 8 2015

Michelle was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 7 2015

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Michelle decided not to show up.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 6 2015

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Jan 5 2015

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Michelle only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Xbox Fitness. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 5 2015

Wow... Michelle must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 4 2015

Michelle was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' her... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 5,704 . She opened up Xbox Fitness on X1, and Michelle won't admit this, but I had to force her to stop.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 3 2015

25 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

   Michelle's Xbox - January 2 2015

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Michelle does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

   Michelle's Xbox - January 1 2015

I have come to realize that Michelle has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

   Michelle's Xbox - December 31 2014

Michelle doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

   Michelle's Xbox - December 30 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Dec 29 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Michelle stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 29 2014

I waited all day for Michelle to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

   Michelle's Xbox - December 28 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Michelle has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

   Michelle's Xbox - December 27 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Michelle digs on that!


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