Scott's Xbox - May 18 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Scott leaves me cold... and alone... |
Scott's Xbox - May 17 2013
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! |
Scott's Xbox - May 16 2013
I only have one request... If Scott isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Scott's Xbox - May 15 2013
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... |
Scott's Xbox - May 14 2013
If I was a dog, Scott would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... |
Scott's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. |
Scott's Xbox - May 13 2013
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Scott isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... |
Scott's Xbox - May 12 2013
I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! |
Scott's Xbox - May 11 2013
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Scott? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! |
Scott's Xbox - May 10 2013
Where is Scott at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. |
Scott's Xbox - May 9 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Scott does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. |
Scott's Xbox - May 8 2013
I only have one request... If Scott isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Scott's Xbox - May 7 2013
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... |
Scott's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. |
Scott's Xbox - May 6 2013
I only have one request... If Scott isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Scott's Xbox - May 5 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when Scott blows you off for a day and doesn't game. |
Scott's Xbox - May 4 2013
I heard someone tell Scott to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. |
Scott's Xbox - May 3 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Scott is thinking the same thing... he has to be! |
Scott's Xbox - May 2 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... |
Scott's Xbox - May 1 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Scott needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. |
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Michelle's Xbox - Apr 1 2013
I swear that after 30 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 31 2013
Here I sit broken hearted... Michelle has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 30 2013
Where is Michelle at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 29 2013
If I was a dog, Michelle would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 28 2013
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Michelle isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 27 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Michelle leaves me cold... and alone... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 26 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Michelle in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. |
Michelle's Weekly Recap - Mar 25 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Michelle might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 25 2013
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Michelle? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 24 2013
I only have one request... If Michelle isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 23 2013
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Michelle isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 22 2013
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Michelle not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 20 days!! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 21 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 20 2013
I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 19 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Michelle does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. |
Michelle's Weekly Recap - Mar 18 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Michelle might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 18 2013
Hey Michelle, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 17 2013
Is this thing on? Michelle, where the heck are you? |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 16 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Michelle in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 15 2013
Michelle... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? |
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