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Scott

   Scott's Xbox - December 18 2014

I swear that after 19 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!

   Scott's Xbox - December 17 2014

I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

   Scott's Xbox - December 16 2014

I just do not understand why Scott paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Dec 15 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Scott stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.

   Scott's Xbox - December 15 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

   Scott's Xbox - December 14 2014

I have come to realize that Scott has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

   Scott's Xbox - December 13 2014

If I was a dog, Scott would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

   Scott's Xbox - December 12 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Scott is the only one that can give me what I need!

   Scott's Xbox - December 11 2014

If I was a dog, Scott would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

   Scott's Xbox - December 10 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

   Scott's Xbox - December 9 2014

Is this thing on? Scott, where the heck are you?

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Dec 8 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.

   Scott's Xbox - December 8 2014

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!

   Scott's Xbox - December 7 2014

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Scott, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.

   Scott's Xbox - December 6 2014

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...

   Scott's Xbox - December 5 2014

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Scott... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!

   Scott's Xbox - December 4 2014

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Scott never showed up to game. That makes 6 days!

   Scott's Xbox - December 3 2014

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Scott never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!

   Scott's Xbox - December 2 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Dec 1 2014

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Scott only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Geometry Wars™ 3: Dimensions. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.

Michelle

   Michelle's Xbox - December 18 2014

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 17 2014

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!

   Michelle's Xbox - December 16 2014

Hey Michelle, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Dec 15 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 15 2014

Did you see Michelle yesterday? I sure didn't. Is she still alive?

   Michelle's Xbox - December 14 2014

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Michelle. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 13 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Michelle? Do you?

   Michelle's Xbox - December 12 2014

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...

   Michelle's Xbox - December 11 2014

Michelle must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...

   Michelle's Xbox - December 10 2014

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Michelle did not do their part today and play a game or two.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 9 2014

Yesterday was one of those times Michelle mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Dec 8 2014

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: For the record, it is better to have Michelle play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Xbox Video. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 8 2014

Good thing I have access to Michelle's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 7 2014

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 5,704? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Michelle is mine! All mine! No touchy! She played Blu-ray Player, Xbox Video on X1, and then Michelle had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 6 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Michelle, feed me!

   Michelle's Xbox - December 5 2014

Michelle, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.

   Michelle's Xbox - December 4 2014

Yesterday, Michelle decided to spend her time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...

   Michelle's Xbox - December 3 2014

I tried to send Michelle an email yesterday telling her to come play... she obviously didn't get it...

   Michelle's Xbox - December 2 2014

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Dec 1 2014

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Michelle only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Michelle and I only tried one of them: Geometry Wars™ 3: Dimensions.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!


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