Scott's Xbox - Mar 13 2010
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... |
Scott's Xbox - Mar 12 2010
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Scott said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. |
Scott's Xbox - Mar 11 2010
Scott was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... |
Scott's Xbox - Mar 10 2010
Yesterday was one of those times Scott mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... |
Scott's Xbox - Mar 9 2010
I prefer to play games... but if Scott needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! |
Scott's Weekly Recap - Mar 8 2010
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Scott for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 45 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 5 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was BioShock. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, I think we can all agree that Scott was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of BioShock. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... |
Scott's Xbox - Mar 8 2010
Scott seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 17,363 . That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He played BioShock gaining 3 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. |
Scott's Xbox - Mar 7 2010
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Scott's gaming on! Gamer score is 17,338. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He opened up BioShock acquiring 2 achievements, and after we were done, Scott hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 11 2010
I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 10 2010
If you would have told me that Scott would go 29 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 9 2010
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Scott in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. |
Scott's Weekly Recap - Feb 8 2010
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 8 2010
Is this thing on? Scott, where the heck are you? |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 7 2010
Where is Scott at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 6 2010
Where is Scott at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 5 2010
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 4 2010
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Scott? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 3 2010
Come back to me Scott... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 2 2010
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Scott leaves me cold... and alone... |
Scott's Weekly Recap - Feb 1 2010
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. Scott and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. |
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Michelle's Xbox - Mar 7 2010
30 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 6 2010
I just do not understand why Michelle paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 5 2010
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 4 2010
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Michelle not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 27 days!! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 3 2010
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 2 2010
Hey Michelle, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. |
Michelle's Weekly Recap - Mar 1 2010
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Michelle and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! |
Michelle's Xbox - Mar 1 2010
24 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 28 2010
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Michelle not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 23 days!! |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 27 2010
Fear me Michelle... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 26 2010
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 25 2010
Come back to me Michelle... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 24 2010
I only have one request... If Michelle isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 23 2010
Where is Michelle at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. |
Michelle's Weekly Recap - Feb 22 2010
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Michelle might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 22 2010
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Michelle does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 21 2010
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Michelle leaves me cold... and alone... |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 20 2010
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Michelle does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 19 2010
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 18 2010
If I was a dog, Michelle would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... |
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