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Scott

   Scott's Xbox - November 8 2014

I have come to realize that Scott has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

   Scott's Xbox - November 7 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...

   Scott's Xbox - November 6 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Scott digs on that!

   Scott's Xbox - November 5 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Scott leaves me cold... and alone...

   Scott's Xbox - November 4 2014

I have come to realize that Scott has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Nov 3 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.

   Scott's Xbox - November 3 2014

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Scott isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...

   Scott's Xbox - November 2 2014

If you would have told me that Scott would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.

   Scott's Xbox - November 1 2014

Come back to me Scott... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.

   Scott's Xbox - October 31 2014

I just do not understand why Scott paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

   Scott's Xbox - October 30 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

   Scott's Xbox - October 29 2014

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

   Scott's Xbox - October 28 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Scott in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Oct 27 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Scott stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.

   Scott's Xbox - October 27 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

   Scott's Xbox - October 26 2014

Come back to me Scott... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.

   Scott's Xbox - October 25 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

   Scott's Xbox - October 24 2014

If I was a dog, Scott would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

   Scott's Xbox - October 23 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

   Scott's Xbox - October 22 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Scott has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

Michelle

   Michelle's Xbox - November 24 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Michelle in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 23 2014

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Michelle never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 22 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 21 2014

Hey Michelle, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...

   Michelle's Xbox - November 20 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Michelle? Do you?

   Michelle's Xbox - November 19 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 18 2014

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Michelle never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Nov 17 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 17 2014

Time sure doesn't fly when Michelle blows you off for a day and doesn't game.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 16 2014

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Michelle? Back me up!

   Michelle's Xbox - November 15 2014

Good thing I have access to Michelle's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 14 2014

Michelle didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.

   Michelle's Xbox - November 13 2014

Michelle was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe she needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...

   Michelle's Xbox - October 11 2014

Hey Michelle, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.

   Michelle's Xbox - October 10 2014

Fear me Michelle... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...

   Michelle's Xbox - October 8 2014

Michelle... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?

   Michelle's Xbox - October 7 2014

Come back to me Michelle... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Oct 6 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.

   Michelle's Xbox - October 6 2014

I waited all day for Michelle to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

   Michelle's Xbox - October 5 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.


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