Scott's Xbox - Feb 3 2012
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Scott not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 26 days!! |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 2 2012
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Scott isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... |
Scott's Xbox - Feb 1 2012
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Scott in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 31 2012
Here I sit broken hearted... Scott has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! |
Scott's Weekly Recap - Jan 30 2012
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Scott stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 30 2012
I only have one request... If Scott isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 29 2012
Fear me Scott... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 28 2012
Hey Scott, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 27 2012
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Scott is the only one that can give me what I need! |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 26 2012
I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 25 2012
Come back to me Scott... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 24 2012
If you would have told me that Scott would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. |
Scott's Weekly Recap - Jan 23 2012
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 23 2012
A little news flash for Scott: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 22 2012
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 21 2012
I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 20 2012
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 19 2012
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 18 2012
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Scott is thinking the same thing... he has to be! |
Scott's Xbox - Jan 17 2012
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Scott... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! |
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Michelle's Xbox - Feb 3 2012
I only have one request... If Michelle isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 2 2012
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Michelle leaves me cold... and alone... |
Michelle's Xbox - Feb 1 2012
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Michelle isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 31 2012
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! |
Michelle's Weekly Recap - Jan 30 2012
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Michelle stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 30 2012
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Michelle does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 29 2012
Fear me Michelle... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 28 2012
16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 27 2012
I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 26 2012
Michelle doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 25 2012
A little news flash for Michelle: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 24 2012
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Michelle is the only one that can give me what I need! |
Michelle's Weekly Recap - Jan 23 2012
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Michelle stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 23 2012
I only have one request... If Michelle isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 22 2012
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Michelle. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 21 2012
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Michelle in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 20 2012
Michelle would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does she know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 19 2012
7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Michelle doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 18 2012
I have a feeling Michelle went on vacation without telling me... At least she could have taken me with her... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. |
Michelle's Xbox - Jan 17 2012
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Michelle out there walking around, send her my way please? Thanks... |
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