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Scott

   Scott's Xbox - October 30 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

   Scott's Xbox - October 29 2014

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

   Scott's Xbox - October 28 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Scott in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Oct 27 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Scott stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.

   Scott's Xbox - October 27 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

   Scott's Xbox - October 26 2014

Come back to me Scott... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.

   Scott's Xbox - October 25 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

   Scott's Xbox - October 24 2014

If I was a dog, Scott would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

   Scott's Xbox - October 23 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

   Scott's Xbox - October 22 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Scott has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

   Scott's Xbox - October 21 2014

Hey Scott, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Oct 20 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Scott and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!

   Scott's Xbox - October 20 2014

I only have one request... If Scott isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

   Scott's Xbox - October 19 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Scott is the only one that can give me what I need!

   Scott's Xbox - October 18 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Scott has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

   Scott's Xbox - October 17 2014

Hey Scott, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.

   Scott's Xbox - October 15 2014

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...

   Scott's Xbox - October 14 2014

9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Scott doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!

   Scott's Weekly Recap - Oct 13 2014

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Scott and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!

   Scott's Xbox - October 13 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.

Michelle

   Michelle's Xbox - October 11 2014

Hey Michelle, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.

   Michelle's Xbox - October 10 2014

Fear me Michelle... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...

   Michelle's Xbox - October 8 2014

Michelle... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?

   Michelle's Xbox - October 7 2014

Come back to me Michelle... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Oct 6 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.

   Michelle's Xbox - October 6 2014

I waited all day for Michelle to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

   Michelle's Xbox - October 5 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

   Michelle's Xbox - October 4 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Michelle is the only one that can give me what I need!

   Michelle's Xbox - October 3 2014

I only have one request... If Michelle isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

   Michelle's Xbox - October 2 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

   Michelle's Xbox - October 1 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Michelle is the only one that can give me what I need!

   Michelle's Xbox - September 30 2014

A little news flash for Michelle: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.

   Michelle's Weekly Recap - Sep 29 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Michelle might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...

   Michelle's Xbox - September 29 2014

Michelle doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

   Michelle's Xbox - September 28 2014

18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

   Michelle's Xbox - September 27 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.

   Michelle's Xbox - September 26 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Michelle has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

   Michelle's Xbox - September 25 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

   Michelle's Xbox - September 24 2014

Where is Michelle at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.

   Michelle's Xbox - September 23 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Michelle is the only one that can give me what I need!


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